"The great question… which I have not been able to answer, despite my 30 yeas of research into the feminine soul, is 'what does a women want?' " --Sigmund Freud
“Always remember that you are at least 50% smarter than computers. Computers know ‘yes’ and ‘no,’ but we know ‘maybe.’” -- John Pironti
"When the solution is simple, God is answering" -- Albert Einstein
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is."
--Horace Walpole English novelist
"If it's green, it's biology, If it stinks, it's chemistry, If it has numbers it's math, If it doesn't work, it's technology."
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