Quotes That Make Me Smile

"The great question… which I have not been able to answer, despite my 30 yeas of research into the feminine soul, is 'what does a women want?' " --Sigmund Freud

“Always remember that you are at least 50% smarter than computers. Computers know ‘yes’ and ‘no,’ but we know ‘maybe.’” -- John Pironti

"When the solution is simple, God is answering" -- Albert Einstein

"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is."
--Horace Walpole English novelist

"If it's green, it's biology, If it stinks, it's chemistry, If it has numbers it's math, If it doesn't work, it's technology."
--Unknown

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7 comments:

Mark said...

Very good quotes. I enjoyed them all!

Matty said...

I like that last one! green, stinks, chemistry, numbers, doesn't work........I thought for sure the answer was a man!
Have a great weekend!

Enhance Life said...

Hi Mark,
Thank you mark. Glad you enjoyed them.

Hi Matty,
If it doesn't work ... its a man! he he good one :-)

Shamelle

Saymorre said...

Awesome! I loved those.

sheena mae said...

Nice quotes i really enjoyed reading them.
Hope there would be more quotes to be posted.

have a great day to all!!

shobha said...

i like that last one
"If it's green, it's biology, If it stinks, it's chemistry, If it has numbers it's math, If it doesn't work, it's technology''
very practical lines
take care

akash agarwal said...

not good enough to solve my problems

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