Take A Break, With These One Liners

* Drink 'til she's cute, but stop before the wedding

* Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

* A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

* Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

* You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

* Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

* To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.


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4 comments:

Matty said...

I needed a good laugh! Thanks. I only learned to swear when I had teenagers.

Donald said...

Nice quotes! I especially like the last one. Now I must make sure that I steal ideas from many, not just one :).

Mark said...

This was fun!

Mark said...

Thanks for the giggles!

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