Take A Break, With These One Liners
* Drink 'til she's cute, but stop before the wedding
* Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
* A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
* Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
* You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
* Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
* To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
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4 comments:
I needed a good laugh! Thanks. I only learned to swear when I had teenagers.
Nice quotes! I especially like the last one. Now I must make sure that I steal ideas from many, not just one :).
This was fun!
Thanks for the giggles!
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