Humor Edition: What Dr.Phil, Britney Spears, Einstein (& Others) Had To Say To…

In one my previous posts, I provided several ideas on how we can escape our daily monotonous routine. I thought I will take my own advice and apply it to this blog. So this is my attempt to take a break from the monotonous Enhance Life routine. Hope you enjoy the answers to this very old joke!


Captain Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Dr.Phil: Well, we must first answer the question: how did the chicken feel about that?

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken is a matter of relativity.

Britney Spears: Because it was not an egg, not yet a chicken.

Sigmund Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed theroad reveals underlying insecurities that stem from your early relationships with your parents.

Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason.

Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.

Grandpa: In my day, we didn’t ask anyone why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody just told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us.

OK. Now it’s your turn. Where does your creativity lead you? Anyone you’d like to add? Leave a comment and we can all have a hearty laugh. (Once in a way we all need to take a break from personal development and smile!)

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6 comments:

rummuser said...

It was promised support from the Russians to secede from Georgia.

Mark said...

George Bush - Because there were supposedly weapons of mass destruction on the other side of the road.

Mark said...

Neil Armstrong - to make one giant leap for all foul.

Babe Ruth - to catch another foul.

Shamelle said...

Aha.. getting political :-0)

@Rummuser: Good one!

@Mark: Enjoyed your comments. Loved what George Bush had to say! he he

AlmoSchumann said...

Shakespeare -- The chicken crossed the road to be on that side, or not to be on this side.

AlmoSchumann said...

Shakespeare -- The chicken crossed the road to be on that side, or not to be on this side.

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